And God sent a plague of pigs
but the grasshoppers
he sent earlier just ate them.
Fucking Humans.
And God sent a plague of bills
but they just gave
him the wrong address for it.
Fucking Humans.
And God sent a plague of #MeToo
but they made it
into a Reality Show instead.
Fucking Humans.
And God sent a plague of robots
but they just made
them into fancy lawn mowers.
Fucking Humans.
And God sent a plague of gamblers
but they just kept
losing and ignoring the obvious.
Fucking Humans.
Then God gave up and told the Devil :
"There's no weapon
against that level of stupidity".
Fucking Humans.
The Devil showed God the contract
"I also regret that deal
where I got to rule that shithole.
It's literally Hell."
Then God told the Devil it was
the plan all along,
but where did it go so wrong ?
Fucking humans.
To which the Devil calmly replied :
"Don't worry so much
our absence isn't noticed either"
Fucking humans.
Then suddenly a Blimbo shows up
"Hi! - So, so..like.. HI!
So it's like all real and shizzle?"
*Blows bubblegum*
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PASS
HEAVENS GATES?
"Mostly Blowjobs and Poetry"
*Sucks thumb*
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