When you don't pay for it
And now a word from our sponsors
it becomes an experiment
And now a word from our sponsors
In how much shit you'll
And now a word from our sponsors
put up with before you
And now a word from our sponsors
Finally click the buy button
And now a word from our sponsors
I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE
(I'd need a princess,
unless you have a very large dick)
YOU WON A BRAND PHONE
(If I only pay a minor
shipping and handling fee subscription)
YOUR SUB IS EXPIRING TODAY
(The s/m club put
expiration dates on them apparently)
URGENT YOUR ACCOUNT DEACTIVE
(I never activated it,
so that's like extremely diffiult to do ! )
IMF DISBURSMENT OFFICE
(Just send Lagarde over
with it along with a strapon then, thanks )
SUPER INVESTMENT UPDATE
(I'll be a billionaire in
fiction world in a few years then, right)
MEET HOT UKRAINIAN GIRL
(already met one
buying groceries and let her skip the line)
DONATION GIVEN TO YOU
(Why don't you just
send it with UPS, instead of an e-mail)
but then you simply left
And now a word from our sponsors
It's so nice I don't use
And now a word from our sponsors
advertisement on my site
And now a word from our sponsors
and there's no buy buttons
And now a word from our sponsors
to disturb you tipping that
And now a word from our sponsors
girl with tits in the next tab.
|