Studies in Sobriety Poetics Donate.
         
  Credits to the person who once made that calculation on a forum and made so many people laugh. We don't know your name - but it will forever be remembered. Without laughter - what are we then ?   

I'mmature I'swear !

 

 

 

 

When you don't have a fanclub
   but a hateclub,
and you're like poeticular
  about the ordeal so
prove me wrong !

And they do, fetch a stick
   rolls around,
and eventually you join
  your own hateclub
out of boredom.

To prove them correct ;
   in the confusion
they then made a fanclub
  to prove you wrong
and you start over.

They parade their holes
   and it's calculated
how many kilometers
  of dick they got
over the years.

You side with the holes :
  "Mandingo Dunk!"
and then with the Dicks:
  "Mileage on classics
doesn't matter".

And nobody knows how
   the fuck you
managed to suck a dick
  and lick a pussy
at the same time.


       
 
         
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